As you well know, cats are way smarter than us humans. Recently, a group of very smart kitties with lots of free time started exploring the possibilities with paper, while their owners were away. The result? They revolutionized the way we look at toilet paper today, by developing new amazing uses for it. The findings were compiled in “The New Toilet Paper Manual” — a best seller among kitties around the world. Here are some highlights on its content:
Toilet paper can be used as……Tug of war toy.
… Skidding device for stairway.
…Halloween mummy costume.
…Easily removable tile covers.
…Dirty cheese paper dividers.
…(Weird) best friend.
Human indolence is contagious. So please do not spend lots of time with your kitty, or you will suppress his amazing feline intelligence. The more of your really dull games you convince your cat to play with you, such as chasing mice toys or throwing paper balls around, the smaller are the chances he’ll ever make any breakthrough discoveries around your house. So, please, mind your own business and don’t get in the way of kitty science.